Film
Non-Fiction Prejudice, Possible Side-Effects, and Coco Chanel
Jun 16th
Lately I’ve found myself in a reading rut. No longer are the Chick Lits I once thrived on enticing me. Instead, I’ve been going the more academic route and focusing my attention on non-fiction.
There was a time when non-fiction sent a shiver down my spine. Non-fiction? Bleh! But for the last year or so, I’ve been reading non- and only non- fiction. From Audition, Barbara Walters’ autobiography, to Capote, Wonderful Tonight by Pattie Boyd, and Gonzo, Jann Wenner’s biography on Hunter S. Thompson; non-fiction pieces have filled my bookshelf. No longer am I craving a new Shopaholic, instead I’m hunting for a new life story to read up on. Where’s the next Julie & Julia or Yes Man?
I guess this non-fiction obsession started with Augusten Burroughs. I will admit, I hated the first book I read by him. Running with Scissors was too graphic, too weird, too…something. It was just bad. But I gave him another shot and found myself giggling as I read Magical Thinking and Possible Side Effects. Burroughs has a terrific sense of humour, omitting embarrassment and disregarding being politically correct. He wrote a short story on wanting to be African-American as a kid, and praying to Jesus using his “full name” to stop the trespassing tooth fairy from breaking into his house and stealing his teeth. Funny stuff.
I think the reason why non-fiction gets a bad reputation is because it’s stereotyped. Yup, that’s right, there’s ignorance in the literary world. Non-fiction is stereotyped with being long, boring and tedious. It’s associated with history textbooks and, well, who wants to read that? Besides history junkies that is. And while there are many non-fiction books not dissimilar to history textbooks, there are many ones that are funny and just as good, if not better, than fiction. Humour? Augusten Burroughs is your go-to man. Tear-jerker? Take a look at Tuesdays with Morrie. Romance? Eat, Prey, Love will be your new Harlequin.
I don’t seem to be the only one not-so-secretly obsessing over non-fiction. Upcoming films prove that the fad of biopics is not yet over. Taking Woodstock, Coco Before Chanel, and Amelia are all takes on real people.
Taking Woodstock
Coco Avant Chanel
Amelia
Television also shows the non-fiction trend. Although reality TV has been hot for a while now, MTV is pushing further from “unscripted reality” shows like The Hills to more realistic dramas like 16 and Pregnant and True Life. And while I do like me some 30 Rock, a little dose of reality never hurt anyone.
So am I still on the non-fiction train? You bet’cha. My current read is The Big Rewind: a Memoir Brought to You By Pop Culture. I’ll fill you in on my thoughts when I finish it.
Emily Mortimer, Blow-up Dolls, and Forging Letters to Your Deaf Son
Jun 16th
Sitting here typing below the buzz of my ceiling fan, listening to birds chirp outside my open window and breathing in the thick summer air, I notice that this summer in particular has been completely unreasonable to us outdoorsy folk. Okay, so I’m not exactly Bear Grylls, but I do enjoy swimming and walking, and the occasional hike, and I’m certainly out of luck on those activities. Lately, the weather has either been freezing, raining, thunder storming, or so humid one can barely stand sipping lemonade on the patio without using an inhaler. Okay, maybe that last one was a bit of an exaggeration, but honestly, it’s been a pretty crappy summer weather wise. But, alas, when it’s raining outside and there’s nothing to do, just like Dr. Seuss’ cat says, there is always fun to be had! And you can start off by reading The Cat in the Hat. I’ll give you some time to flip through it…. nearly done?….All right, times up! On those crappy weather days, a lot of us hit up the local general store or Blockbuster and rent our go-to DVD. Admit it, how many times have you rented The Notebook or Titantic? Too many times to count? That’s what I thought. Because for some reason venturing into the vortex of unknown DVDs is too scary, and, therefore, we rent the same thing over and over again until we can recite each line. And for those of you who recognize this cheer- recognizing is one thing, but if you already knew it off by heart that’s a totally different story because I looked it up on imdb.com- bonus points, or…negative points actually because that would prove the point I’m making about watching the same movie over and over again. Here it is (and feel free to stand up and pretend you’re in an auditoriam):
I’m bitchin’, great hair
The boys all love to stare
I’m wanted, I’m hot
I’m everything you’re not
I’m pretty, I’m cool
I dominate the school
Who am I? Just guess
Guys wanna touch my chest
I’m rockin’, I smile
And many think I’m vile
I’m flyin’, I jump
You can look but don’t you hump
Whoo
I’m major, I roar
I swear I’m not a whore
We cheer and we lead
We act like we’re on speed
You hate us ’cause we’re beautiful
Well we don’t like you either
We’re cheerleaders
We are cheerleaders
Roll call…
And for those of you from the same DVD-renting generation, perhaps you’ll remember this little gem:
Chenille: You need to take of that 5th grade dance lookin’ top.
Sara: Its from The Gap!
Chenille: Its country and you look country in it!
Now let the guessing game begin!
So before you pick up another copy of Bring it On or Save the Last Dance (I couldn’t leave you hanging), there are other movies out there just waiting to be watched. Sure, they may not have Box Office Hit written all over them, but they’re pretty darn good in my eyes.
Some of the films I’ve enjoyed watching are Lars and the Real Girl, Dear Frankie, and Match Point. All of which I just realized include actress Emily Mortimer. But you know what? She’s awesome. Need proof? Mortimer was on 30 Rock. Need I say more?
Craig Gillespie’s sweet, endearing 2007 film Lars and the Real Girl will make you see Ryan Gosling in a whole new light. Painfully shy Lars (Gosling) leads a reclusive life, barely interacting with his brother, Gus (Paul Schneider), and sister-in-law Karin (Emily Mortimer) But Lars secretly desires a companion, so he orders a blow-up doll and names her Bianca. Lars treats her with respect and kindness, he is a real gentlemen. The townsfolk, as well as Gus and Karin, go along with Lars’ delusion in the hope that he will leave Bianca behind for a real person. Below is the trailer if you’re interested:
Film number two is Dear Frankie, a film that questions whether it is better to protect your child from pain or tell them the truth. In Shana Auerbach’s 2004 piece, Lizzie (Emily Mortimer) is a single mother who tells her son Frankie that his father is leading an adventurous life at sea on the HMS Accra. Lizzie begins writing Frankie letters from his father to make him feel loved, but Frankie tracks the ship and discovers that it will soon reach their hometown. To cover her lie, Lizzie enlists a stranger to pose as Frankie’s father. Note: Gerard Butler played The Stranger before he reached international superstardom.
And last but not least is Woody Allen’s 2005 film Match Point. Starring Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Scarlotte Johansson and, you guessed it, Emily Mortimer, the film centres around an impossible love triangle. Tennis Pro Chris Wilton (Meyers) befriends Tom, a wealthy student, who introduces Wilton to his sister Chloe (Mortimer). Wilton enters a world of fortune when Chloe’s family gives him a job that is far beyond his qualifications. Wilton quickly adapts to a life of riches, but when Tom’s struggling American actress fiancée (Johansson) catches his eye, there’s no turning back. A large portion of the film is a little monotonous, but stick with me on this one, because the ending is incredible!
And after watching these films, why not read through Dr. Seuss’ collection of children’s books. Might I suggest the epic Green Eggs and Ham?
Julie & Julia, Funny People and TV Critics
Jun 16th
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Opposite Day in TV Critic-land! While I usually agree with film critics on their picks, I give them a two thumbs down on two improperly critisized films. Now don’t get me wrong, the critics weren’t completely off the mark about either film, but both failed to see what the average pop culture nut like myself enjoys.
First up to bat is Judd Apatow’s Funny People. Starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen, the film centres around a man trying to make it in the comedy biz who becomes the assistant to George Simmons, who is basically Adam Sandler with a different name sans wife and child. Critics thought it was thought-provoking, and Rolling Stone claimed it was Sandler’s best performance yet. Whaa???? While Sandler was good, he was certainly better in Reign Over Me if you like his more serious side. Me? I think, like most Sandler fans, I prefer his goofier roles like Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy, Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy, or his pièce de résistance, in my opinion, Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore. I didn’t come to Funny People thinking Sandler would play his typical goof in need of anger management classes, I was well aware that Apatow created a dark comedy, but the lengthy movie just wasn’t comedic enough. The video clip in the film’s opening showcasing a young Sandler making prank calls was great, as was the short clips of his idiotic box office hit films, but other than that, Sandler was George Simmons. A middle-aged comic who just wasn’t that funny anymore. Which is why his acting skills are top-notch, because I believe Sandler still has it, this just wasn’t his film, it was Seth Rogen’s. Unfortunately, Rogen and his odd laugh weren’t very funny either, and Aubrey Plaza’s stand-up bit stole the show (“If I wrote a rap song I’d say, ‘boy, take that coat off. I’m cold as shit.”) Overall, the movie was “meh.” It wasn’t good, but it wasn’t bad either. It should be noted, however, that Jason Schwartzman not only acted in Funny People as the egotistical star of Yo, Teach, but collaberated with Michael Andrews on original music. I’m a fan of Schwartzman’s “Coconut Records,” so I was happy to see him further pursuing his music endeavers.
Here’s one of my favourite Coconut Records recording, “Microphone.” Hope you enjoy it as much as I do. His voice is a little Beatles-esque.
Time for one more clip? Here’s a preview for Funny People.
And now for my take on Nora Ephron’s film Julie & Julia. Going with the trend of Film Critics International Opposite Day, I LOVED this film! Every review I read said it was terrible, but, Meryl Streep was good, as per usual. Watch it just to see Streep’s terrific impersonation of Julia Child, other than that, the movie basically sucked. Oh yeah, and CBS’s Sunday Morning added that it was poorly edited as well, jumping from ’40s France to 2002 Queens. Ouch. Well, you know what? I whole-heartedly disagree. No, this film isn’t a masterpiece and surely won’t recieve an Oscar-nomination for cinematography, but it was an excellent, feel-good film. Meryl Streep was amazing, as the critics’ said, and despite the fact that nothing sad, bad, terrible, or anything else of that nature happened to Child during her stay in France, every line brought a tear to my eye because Streep was just so endearing. I actually felt for Julia. Having never watched her cooking show, let alone even attempted a recipe in Mastering the Art of French Cooking, I didn’t think I’d care that much for the Julia Child portion of the film. But, on the contrary, I found myself wanting more. Streep’s flutter of the paper heart when her dear husband Paul toasts her, competetively chopping onions in the kitchen so the men in her cooking class would feel she deserved to be there, and crying tears of jealously “happiness” when her sister becomes pregnant, all make Meryl Streep’s Julia a heart-warming woman who is just so gosh-darn endearing. And Stanley Tucci, the unsung hero of the film, is remarkable as Paul Child, a man who was thrilled for his wife’s accomplishments without an inch of jealousy. As for Amy Adam’s Julie Powell, she was perfect as well. As I mentioned in an earlier post, I’ve read the novel Julie & Julia written by Powell herself, and I felt like her marriage to “Saint Eric” was portrayed accurately to the book. One particular scene I am fond of is when Eric gives Julie a string of pearls for her 30th birthday (of which she dressed as Julia Child.) “Just like Julia’s” says Julie in amazement./”Except I’m sure her’s are the real deal,” responds Eric. To me, Julie & Julia is a movie where, for once, the wife isn’t a heartless bitch trying to control her husband and manipulating her way to the top of the career ladder. Both Julie and Julia were housewives who adored their husbands and were adored in return.
Click here for the Julie & Julia trailer.
So there you have it. Sometimes critics can’t always critique what you will or will not enjoy. And either can I- so see for yourself what you like. Maybe you’ll agree with me, maybe you won’t, but maybe, next time, I won’t be so quick to judge a movie based on its review.
